singing Telegrams

The Virtual Elvis
at
Myer MegaMart
for the Pre-Launch of
Elvis Presley's New Album of 30 No.1 hits
August 2002

One threw a party for the Birthday Gal/Guy
We'll organize a presence to surprise our Pal
Let's call up Singing Telegrams Heaven to bring
The VIR TU AL RE AL IT Y KING
Let's Rock. Everybody let's Rock
Every body will Scream, Shake and Bop
And dance the Virtual Elvis Rock^tm

Virtual Elvis Rock^tm

"Alleluia! and blessa my soul."
The Good Lord allows me on very special occasions the ability to perform an
"Elvis" sighting courtesy of The Other Side productions^tm.
So if you want the King, Give the Rockline a Ring!

Packages

Virtual Elvis Rock^tm
Telegram Service will incorporate:
* The Virtual Elvis in White
* An original song/poem composition See below for sample poem
* Gift of your choice from: Click here to See Gifts
Champagne, Port, Chocolates or Teddy Bear
* Foil Balloon
* Personally signed Virtual Elvis Neck Sash
* Your favourite Elvis Song
* Audience participation, party treats
* And Lots of Fun!
"The Memories will last Forever......"
Above prices are inclusive of 10% GST

Love me True

A Standard Poem
An Elvis Song
6 Roses
Your Message of Love

The perfect gift for any
Elvis Fan

*Customized packages can also be created for you.
For information on Stage/Floor shows we are just a phone call away.

The perfect gift for any Elvis fan

* Additional charges may apply depending upon your requirements and distance. Please see Extra List

SUMMARY OF DELIVERY TIME SPANS
2 hour span = No extra charge from package selected
1 hour span = $22 extra
1/2 hour span = $33 extra
Exact time = $55 extra.

Sample poem done in "Elvis Terminology"

This is a portion of a real life poem our poet wrote for a lady
based on info that was provided to us by the couple ordering the Virtual Elvis.
As a brief the info provided about this lady was that she had spent $24,000AUD
in the previous 2.5years fixing her teeth! Obviously, quite a wealthy lady

Carol we know you don't have a 'Wooden Heart' but someone's 'All Shook Up'
'Cause they are 'Paralysed' thinking about your teeth in a cup
So if ever there is a 'Return to Sender', the tooth fairy hopes you understand
She may have a little trouble raising the 24 grand!

For Bookings or Package Details Please Call Us on 9736 3400

PO Box 555 CONCORD NSW 2137

Telphone: (61 2) 9736 3400 Facsimile: (61 2) 8765 1211